god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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