So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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