No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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