i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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