East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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