I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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