I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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