why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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