sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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