I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she looked like the before picture.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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