Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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