Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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