Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Me too!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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