let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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