tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
