So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
then he tried to convert me to islam
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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