Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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