For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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