Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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