me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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