ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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