and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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