i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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