Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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