i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i barfeds in our rink
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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