Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
