He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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