Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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