I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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