i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
