omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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