Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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