that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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