Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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