So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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