I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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