sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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