this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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