fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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