four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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