I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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