You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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