I think I died a long time ago.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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