Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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