yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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