Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
