8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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