My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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