i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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