hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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