What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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